Your brain wrinkles are looking a little empty these days. Maybe it's because the average adult starts losing immense numbers of neurons every year due to neural atrophy as soon as they leave school. See, you thought useless crap like naming state capitals and national birds was a waste of time -- and, well, it was.

But at least it kept your grey matter spry. Let's try to battle entropy and the stupidity that lingers at the edge of our awareness with a fully loaded clip of useless -- but fun -- facts to gorge on.